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PostSubject: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:37 am

He could tell she lost her job =w=

Here, read the excerpt from the book I'm reading:

"One time, face planted between my legs, Rant surfaced for air, picked a pubic hair off his tongue (lulz), and said, 'What happened today? Something bad happened...'

I told him to forget it.

He licked me and rolled his eyes, licked again, and said, 'A parking ticket? No, something worse...'

I told him to forget it. I said nothing had happened.

Rant licked me again, only slower, dragging his tongue through me from back to front, his breath hot, and he looked up, staring, until I looked down at him. Met his green eyes. He said, 'I'm sorry.' Rant said 'You lost your job today, didn't you?'

My stupid fucking job I had, selling mobile phones.

Like, he could find out anything with his nose, and from the taste of you. That was Rant Casey, always right.
And between orgasms, I started to cry."

..... xDDDDDDDDD
I mean it was no Dally Rotl buuuuuuut.... >w>
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:49 am

what kinda smut are you reading?

cause it sounds pretty crappy
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:53 am

turningcumintowater wrote:
what kinda smut are you reading?

cause it sounds pretty crappy
I don't know about you but I totally get off on hearing about people's life problems during sex.
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:54 am

T_T
It;s not smut
And it's really good D:< It's just an adult book

It's Rant by Chuck Palahniuk
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:54 am

He Was Tumors wrote:
turningcumintowater wrote:
what kinda smut are you reading?

cause it sounds pretty crappy
I don't know about you but I totally get off on hearing about people's life problems during sex.

Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:56 am

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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:20 am

Chuck Palahniuk is good. Although Invisible Monsters messed me up for a bit. I probably shouldn't have read it at such a young age.

Chuck's mobile phone jobs can never compare to Dally's Bumblebee's!!
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:28 am

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Chuck Palahniuk is good. Although Invisible Monsters messed me up for a bit. I probably shouldn't have read it at such a young age.

Chuck's mobile phone jobs can never compare to Dally's Bumblebee's!!

He's good... just adult
I still need to read Fight Club

I haven't read that one... hmmm >w>

Well duh, course not!
...what's your favorite book? (FTS doesn't count x3)
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:50 am

Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:51 am

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Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:53 am

Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:55 am

unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.

D;
I just hate reading super-popular books, I hear so much about them that I get sick of them before I even read 'em
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:56 am

Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.

D;
I just hate reading super-popular books, I hear so much about them that I get sick of them before I even read 'em
I was already addicted before the super Harry Potter phase, so not much could change that.
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:58 am

unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.

D;
I just hate reading super-popular books, I hear so much about them that I get sick of them before I even read 'em
I was already addicted before the super Harry Potter phase, so not much could change that.

It's too late fer me T_T
Maybe when they make all the movies and the fad dies down a little I'll read them.
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:02 am

Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.

D;
I just hate reading super-popular books, I hear so much about them that I get sick of them before I even read 'em
I was already addicted before the super Harry Potter phase, so not much could change that.

It's too late fer me T_T
Maybe when they make all the movies and the fad dies down a little I'll read them.
Doooo it!
I actually consider the movies and books two different stories. I have manged to not let the way the movie looks infiltrate my idea of what it should look like.
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:06 am

unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.

D;
I just hate reading super-popular books, I hear so much about them that I get sick of them before I even read 'em
I was already addicted before the super Harry Potter phase, so not much could change that.

It's too late fer me T_T
Maybe when they make all the movies and the fad dies down a little I'll read them.
Doooo it!
I actually consider the movies and books two different stories. I have manged to not let the way the movie looks infiltrate my idea of what it should look like.

Yeah, the books and movies are always different; books are always bettrz. Oh, do the people sound different in the books?
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:10 am

Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.

D;
I just hate reading super-popular books, I hear so much about them that I get sick of them before I even read 'em
I was already addicted before the super Harry Potter phase, so not much could change that.

It's too late fer me T_T
Maybe when they make all the movies and the fad dies down a little I'll read them.
Doooo it!
I actually consider the movies and books two different stories. I have manged to not let the way the movie looks infiltrate my idea of what it should look like.

Yeah, the books and movies are always different; books are always bettrz. Oh, do the people sound different in the books?
There is less forced silly comedic moments that are awkward......

The only movie series that really lived up to the books was LOTR.
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:14 am

unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.

D;
I just hate reading super-popular books, I hear so much about them that I get sick of them before I even read 'em
I was already addicted before the super Harry Potter phase, so not much could change that.

It's too late fer me T_T
Maybe when they make all the movies and the fad dies down a little I'll read them.
Doooo it!
I actually consider the movies and books two different stories. I have manged to not let the way the movie looks infiltrate my idea of what it should look like.

Yeah, the books and movies are always different; books are always bettrz. Oh, do the people sound different in the books?
There is less forced silly comedic moments that are awkward......

The only movie series that really lived up to the books was LOTR.

Ugh, good D;
One book-->movie translation I didn't like was About a Boy; it was all wrong! DX

...I haven't read those books either xD
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:15 am

Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.

D;
I just hate reading super-popular books, I hear so much about them that I get sick of them before I even read 'em
I was already addicted before the super Harry Potter phase, so not much could change that.

It's too late fer me T_T
Maybe when they make all the movies and the fad dies down a little I'll read them.
Doooo it!
I actually consider the movies and books two different stories. I have manged to not let the way the movie looks infiltrate my idea of what it should look like.

Yeah, the books and movies are always different; books are always bettrz. Oh, do the people sound different in the books?
There is less forced silly comedic moments that are awkward......

The only movie series that really lived up to the books was LOTR.

Ugh, good D;
One book-->movie translation I didn't like was About a Boy; it was all wrong! DX

...I haven't read those books either xD
I read LOTR, but they were long and confusing and I was young, so I didn't get them.

I never read About a Boy, but the movie honestly bored me.
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:19 am

unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.

D;
I just hate reading super-popular books, I hear so much about them that I get sick of them before I even read 'em
I was already addicted before the super Harry Potter phase, so not much could change that.

It's too late fer me T_T
Maybe when they make all the movies and the fad dies down a little I'll read them.
Doooo it!
I actually consider the movies and books two different stories. I have manged to not let the way the movie looks infiltrate my idea of what it should look like.

Yeah, the books and movies are always different; books are always bettrz. Oh, do the people sound different in the books?
There is less forced silly comedic moments that are awkward......

The only movie series that really lived up to the books was LOTR.

Ugh, good D;
One book-->movie translation I didn't like was About a Boy; it was all wrong! DX

...I haven't read those books either xD
I read LOTR, but they were long and confusing and I was young, so I didn't get them.

I never read About a Boy, but the movie honestly bored me.

I'm not huge into fantasy/sci-fi books, but I hear they're pretty good, so I'll probably read them next time I run out of books

The book is SO much better
You know the little concert thing where they sing 'Killing Me Softly'?
...Never happened in the book
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:20 am

Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Bumblebee Boobs wrote:
unzipped genes wrote:
Invisible Monsters is my favorite book ever.

Besides Harry Potter.

I needz to read that book D:<

... O ya, am I the only person left whose never read a single Harry Potter book? owo
You should feel ashamed.

D;
I just hate reading super-popular books, I hear so much about them that I get sick of them before I even read 'em
I was already addicted before the super Harry Potter phase, so not much could change that.

It's too late fer me T_T
Maybe when they make all the movies and the fad dies down a little I'll read them.
Doooo it!
I actually consider the movies and books two different stories. I have manged to not let the way the movie looks infiltrate my idea of what it should look like.

Yeah, the books and movies are always different; books are always bettrz. Oh, do the people sound different in the books?
There is less forced silly comedic moments that are awkward......

The only movie series that really lived up to the books was LOTR.

Ugh, good D;
One book-->movie translation I didn't like was About a Boy; it was all wrong! DX

...I haven't read those books either xD
I read LOTR, but they were long and confusing and I was young, so I didn't get them.

I never read About a Boy, but the movie honestly bored me.

I'm not huge into fantasy/sci-fi books, but I hear they're pretty good, so I'll probably read them next time I run out of books

The book is SO much better
You know the little concert thing where they sing 'Killing Me Softly'?
...Never happened in the book
I'm very picky with my books, so I just like random ones...I like ones about politics though for some random reason.

Then what was the point of putting it in the movie!?!?!?
These people!
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:26 am

I'm pretty interested in politics, religion, and pedos (srs, Lolita is one of my favorite books. I friggin love Nabokov)

And I dunno, the people were cast pretty well though.
And it had Hugh Grant in it =w=
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:30 am

Yeah, I just read a whole book about the new deal, and I didn't get bored once.

Not your average teenager.
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:31 am

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Yeah, I just read a whole book about the new deal, and I didn't get bored once.

Not your average teenager.

Wait, new deal? Wat .__.

And this always sounds creepier than I mean it, but how old are you?
-pedo pedo-
=w=
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PostSubject: Re: SO HE WAS EATING HER OUT AND...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:56 am

I looove Invisible Monsters.
I couldn't get very far in Choke,
and Haunted makes me sick.
For real.

I got sick of harry potter soon after the sixth book came out,
but a few months ago I got a random urge and suddenly got SUPER obsessed again.

It's hard for me to find a good book i can read all the way through, for some reason.


But i can read the fuckin House Of Night series in like 3 days no problem.
wtf horrible shit.
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