Am I reading satire? Is this some work of genius? Dally, I am extremely interested in how you created this piece of art. I can only dream of learning your process for writing. Your mind is some mysterious jello of which I hope to slurp. I would appreciate it if you created a commentary describing your own work. I believe it would better everyone's appreciation of your story. If you have to time to grace me with your knowledge, that is all I could ask for.