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PostSubject: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:47 pm

The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I ______
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I ______
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."



UPDATE
Our Holy water, is actually Heie's Cum..
turned into water..
SPRINKLE YERSELF WITH IT!!!
And your babies.

As suggested byThe Next Ridalin We Shall have our own, Dallyism of Christmas.THATS RIGHT!It is a celebration of when..The baby did cum. Like christmas but better. Why? Because, it is. The rules are pretty much the same.. except we celebrate the occasian with a hugegolden shower. Which according to the oath you must attend.
HA and we give gifts. But please, THERES NO NEED FOR VIOLINS so please.. Dont give violins. OH yes, and in holiday spirit, please tke the time to give to those in Pain and Sufferage

As for the name of the holiday?
We shall name it..
D-DAY!
(For Dally Day)
AMEN MAY DALLY BE WITH YOU!


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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:53 pm

I MUSTIQUES POWERS
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I MUSTIQUES POWERS
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window.
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Wed Jul 22, 2009 11:57 pm

Amen!
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:07 am

I TE POWEERS
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I TE POWEERS
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to [keep on being myself]
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window.
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:38 am

The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I Macnoggle's Orifice
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Macnoggle's Orifice
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."


Et'z a gud thing I copyed and patsed or als I'd naver spell that rite.
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:21 am

I -Dead as a Doorsnail-
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I -Dead as a Doorsnail-
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window.

AMEN TO THAT Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:53 am

"I The Next Ridalin
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I The Next Ridalin
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window.

I think we need to have a Dallyism version of christmas
but like 1000x better
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:40 am

The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I alrightguts
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I alrightguts
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."


yayayayayayaya!
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:46 pm

"I IT IS DANGEROSU
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I IT IS DANGEROSU
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:49 pm

I Dumbles Long White Bear
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Dumbles Long White Bear
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window.

Amen! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:54 pm

I, Sad Mammory
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I, Sad Mammory,
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."

*sprinkles wiff de cum*
AMEN! drunken
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:25 pm

I, Sasuke Te Ninjask
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I, Sasuke Te Ninjask,
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window

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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:51 pm

I, Pain and Sufferage
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I, Pain and Sufferage
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:39 pm

I dont trust organized religion.
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:39 pm

Me neither xD
I still love you guys though!
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:51 am

"I Cum into water
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Cum into water
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:11 am

The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I Breaking The 3rd Wall
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Breaking The 3rd Wall
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."

Fackin' W00t!
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Wed Jul 29, 2009 5:19 am

The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I Link
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Link
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:12 am

"I Serious Black
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Serious Black
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:57 am

The Oath of the followers of Dallyism.
"I Pain_and_Sufferage
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Pain_and_Sufferage
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window."
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Thu Jul 30, 2009 12:25 pm

I Great Depression
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Great Depression
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window.
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:15 am

Cum into Water wrote:
"I Cum into water....

that made me lol big time!
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PostSubject: Re: Dallyism, The religion. Take the oath today!   Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:33 pm

I Puppies pee on flowers.
Swear, From here on out,
That I shall think of all boobs as bumblebees,
attend golden showers religiously,
and mount unicorns.
I Puppies pee on flowers.
also swear that if I EVER
EVER EVER
miss a chapter that i will be TUMORS!
And my only reason to live will be the following three things..
Firstly, to read every bit of FTS
Secondly, to GET TE POWERS
and finally, to KTFD!
Amen, may Dally be with you.
And may your nipples stay on
And may your penis not be thrown out a window.
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